deviantseer:

I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth

It’s five in the morning and I have two options.

Get higher than hell until 7.

Or.

Get drunker than hell.

theanti90smovement:

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

this honestly shouldnt have this many notes 

I hate everyone and everything.